11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
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It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
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Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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