My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Your dad touched me again.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
i want to swaddle you in tequila
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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