Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
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I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
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6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
So I just went to clothing optional bar
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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