considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
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A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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