Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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