I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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