you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I want her autograph on my taint
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
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I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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