Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
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I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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