I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
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I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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