I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
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Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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