No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
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The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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