I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
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Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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