It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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