I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
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I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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