you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
cat food counts as protein by the way
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Randomize