Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
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And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
The dick lei will go down in squad history
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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