i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
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I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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