Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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