I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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