Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she looked like the before picture.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
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I just found puke in my bra..
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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