Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
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I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
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So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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