"it" just moved
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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