The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
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I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
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I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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