Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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