it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
he fucked my hip out of place.
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
And then he peed in my hair
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