How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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