How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
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His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
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Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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