Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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