He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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