We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
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Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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