So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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