now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Randomize