she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
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i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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