all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
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I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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