I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
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You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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