I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
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Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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