I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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