you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Everclear isn't food dammit
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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