U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
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I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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