I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
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And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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