I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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