The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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