Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
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Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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