ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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