He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
i've created a new STD.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
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And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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