Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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