oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
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I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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