please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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