You really coming over, don't trick.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
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Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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