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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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